Real Life Has No Appeal

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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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Special Agent Fox Mulder, FBI

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

Favorite Character : Makoto Tachibana ♥

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powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism)

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.

- (via cocoablush)

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  • me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
  • friend: ok
  • me: no you dont understand

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

beanclam:

Who do I need to kidnap talk to over at Marvel to make a Miss America series?
I just want a miniseries or something real bad :( 

beanclam:

Who do I need to kidnap talk to over at Marvel to make a Miss America series?

I just want a miniseries or something real bad :( 

And men said that the blood of the stars flowed in her veins.

- C. S. Lewis  (via lastisle)

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sextnoise:

now this is how you blog

sextnoise:

now this is how you blog

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